(1)It was when I was 28
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(2)I was going to the east coast with my ex-girlfriend to see the sunrise, and all of a sudden my car ran out of battery
(3)I understand if it’s dead when you start the engine. I stopped the red light for about 2 minutes, but the battery didn’t work
(4)It’s been a year since I replaced it
(5)Fortunately, there was no rush of cars because it was early in the morning, but I heard it takes an hour for the insurance company’s rack car to come
(6)But if your ex-girlfriend wants to sleep with her face full of energy and wants to go, she’ll just say it
(7)That’s what he said
(8)They say I’m not joking that my car’s battery is dead, but I’m impressed that my ex-girlfriend used her brain
(9)Anyway, the insurance car came and asked me to change the battery, and when I looked at the clock, it was 5 a.m
(10)No matter how much I calculated, I couldn’t see the sunrise because I left now, and it’s late for my ex-girlfriend, and it’s hard to drive
(11)I said I should go to sleep
(12)What did your ex-girlfriend say just now? She sarcastically said she’s not done it once or twice to take you to the hotel
(13)My ex-girlfriend got pregnant that day, and now she’s my daughter’s mom
(14)Dobby is not free
(15)Have you ever thought that your ex-girlfriend’s wife might have broken the battery, sir
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