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Dweef is not introducing his invention at the tavern.
“You can find the correct shoe size by using the cm scale on the ruler!”
Dweep rarely wears the leather shoes he prepared.
The scale points exactly to 26cm.
When the people in the tavern were looking around out of interest,
Ilf appeared among the crowds and stamped his feet next to his shoes and spoke.
“u feet
The people in the tavern were drunk:
“Well, there is a yard-and-pound method, so is there a need to use it like this?”
“That’s right, do I have to go through the trouble of carrying something like that?”
Dweep, whose fish-eye is sick, boils over and looks for sound.
“Hey you crazy bitch, your feet are smaller than the shoes, how can the shoes be 7 feet tall?”
Then the elf snorted and answered:
“About 7 feet’
Thus, Dweep’s plan to introduce a new ditch type failed.