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NAME: HOHLE FELS PHALLUS
NAME: PEARL ROYALE
DATED: 28,000 YRS OLD
DATED: 2018
FOUND: NEAR ULM, GERMANY
CREATOR: GOLIN BURN, AUSTRALIA
MADE OF: SILTSTONE
MADE OF: PLATINUM
PRICE: UNKNOWN
PRICE: S1.8 MILLIOI
A dildo made of siltstone (sand sedimentary rock) discovered 28,000 years ago discovered in Germany, and a luxury dildo made of platinum in Australia in 2018, priced at $1.8 million (1.65 billion).