“”””Please don’t ask questions. I can’t lie.””””

Newspaper 2010-12-12
please release me
This newspaper is being recorded and taken by Jeanon Donnybrock Garda Police Station.
This is Captain Gabi. Is your name Wol?
no
No name?
yes.
Yes, you were not found with the four bodies, your friend.
Are you in/are you?
no
Then why are they in the attic with you?
I want to ask a question.
It’s a question.. tell me what the question is.
[Suspect is silent]
Why aren’t you answering?
It’s not a question
Indeed. Please tell me what questions they asked you.
Did you do it?
“Then why don’t you run upstairs?”

What question do you have?
That’s the last question: Are they-
Before I die, I know:
[Suspect is silent]
Why did the victims ask you this question?
Here’s my answer:
What are you going to answer?
The answer to all your questions. Please, sir. I didn’t do anything wrong.
C: Please send it.
What on earth do you mean by “all questions”?
When I get a question, I answer it. What kind of question is that?
Why?
Because it has to be that way.
Haha, if that’s true, that’s really cool. Because newspapers would be much more convenient
yo. this
[Suspect is silent]
So, what do you mean, you believe in it? of you
Is it an oracle?
no
So, the first prize number for next week’s lottery is I?

18 20 32 33 44 15.
You’re laughing. Then the criminal who killed the “visitors” who came with you
Do you know?
They’re suicidal.
Why?
Listen to my answer.
is it so. Let’s get this sorted out a bit. What questions will they ask?
What is my name? Where does my daughter live now? business
Will it be successful? No, why? How to-
Wait, wait a minute. So you can call people up to the attic and ask questions.
Did you order it?
I’ve never called. They found me
is it so. Then you know their names.
[Suspect is silent]
‘.It’s ridiculous. Are those people’s names Wol?
John Patruck, Lena Shaw, Brian Murray, George Keister.
ah; You don’t know anyone?
I found out the moment Gyeongjangnam asked the question: Please.
That’s it. Then I um . What do you say when you ask my wife’s name?
Are you going to answer?

Jane Garvey.
please send me
“Is this the card wall I had in mind?
Diabond 4.
then
What now?
Club Ace.
I’ll think about three cards, so let’s taste it.
What?
Sword 7 Heart 9 Uno’s four card draw.
[Captain Gabi stands up]
What kind of trick are you using?
It’s not a trick. Please send it to me, Gyeongjangnam.
[Captain Gabi sits down]
Is the name of an imaginary friend I had when I was growing up Wol?
Walter
Where are the boxes of photos I lost?
It’s on top of the boiler at your father’s house. Please.

Who is the culprit who kidnapped Mara Canim?
Mara’s adoptive mother.
[10 seconds of silence]
“”Did Jane… pass away peacefully?
Yes, sir. Now please.
Will I ever see Jane again?
You can say yes.
So does heaven exist?
no
[5 seconds of silence]
So the back is the top?