Dana Schwartz
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@DanaSchwartzzz
Ifyou pay me $50/”l show upto your
funeral but stand really far away
holding a black umbrella regardless of
the weather so that people think you
died with a dark and interesting secret
If I give you 50 dollars, M will go to your funeral, no matter what happens, with her umbrella in hand.
People will think you’re not good with dark and dirty secrets.
Turn around.
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