People who don’t understand 2002 Spider-Man

mk
bloodbending
The 2002 movie version of Peter Parkernon is so… strange.
He was bitten by an ugly red and blue spider. however
“Hey, can you take me to the hospital?”
Just go home without saying anything.
So the bite mark swells up and becomes fucking big.
I still don’t go to the hospital and just go to sleep thinking, “I’ll be unfamiliar if I take a nap.”
And when I wake up in the morning, I don’t need my glasses and my body
I’ve got some really cool abs.
Should I do my knees now? no he
Say “cool” and finish.
That’s a fucking weird height.
laughingfish
2002 Peter Parker has no health insurance