Why the World Cup was the hardest for a self-employed person

If you hit a goal, hit the shotgun and smash the store table.

Go out, climb on top of a car and smash a car parked nearby.

And the boss calls

When a goal is scored, Korea clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clapping

It was a time when both you and I were so excited and drunk that we couldn’t control the customers.