The American version of a legendary alley diner

(1)You’re the only one here
(2)Are you serving?
(3)Yes, just me.

(1)How long have you been working?
(2)- A month and a half?

(1)What about tips?
(2)I don’t get tips

(1)I’m paid hourly

(1)[Unconvinced
(2)A regal nod that makes me feel bad for being regal]
(3)I’m the only server here? Global

(1)So, I don’t get tipped?
(2)Where do all the tips go?

(1)-That’s in the U.S.? -Yes
(2)・That’s not right
(3)-I know, I know, I said something.

(1)Are you calculating tips for guests? Global,
(2)-Yes, because they’re all leaving
(3)Does it trickle down to the clerks?
(4)-Why? wastefully

(1)- They’re getting paid, right? [Of course they are]]-No, but it’s from customers, right?
(2)- And you don’t? – Yes

(1)You’re the boss.
(2)I’m not a working clerk
(3)And you still take a tip? Should I ask the guests over there?

(1)Sir, that tip you gave the cashier, Global>
(2)He proudly pocketed it

(1)Wow, that was bad. That was…

(1)No fucking excuses!!!

(1)Fuck you, I’m the boss.
(2)- What’s wrong with taking it?
(3)[customers who were so shocked they lost their sense of taste].

(1)I’m tired of helping you transform your shit, you fucking Iterishi.
(2)[President] Don’t make it sound like I’m an asshole.

(1)Fucking asshole boss.
(2)-I’m a gangster, you’re not.
(3)If that’s bragging
(4)I’ll tell you one fucking thing.

(1)If you want your guests to tip
(2)Tell me where you’re going!
(3)I take all the tips!

(1)You should have told me.

(1)It’s a tip for the clerk! Global
(2)-You’re doing it with me now, right?
(3)-Why don’t you fuck me?
(4)-Yes, let’s do it, fuck

(1)I’m gonna fuck you, fuck you Global
(2)You’re a good fucking speaker.
(3)I’ll kill you, motherfucker.