(1)One of my legs was crushed in a car accident
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(2)I got into the emergency room in an ambulance
(3)I went straight to the O.R. with a surgeon
(4)The TVA and Pibula were so lame
(5)Let’s finish it off with a cut suture
(6)A patient who’s been on narcotic painkillers for 15 days
(7)I’m back to my senses
(8)Usually, patients with quadriceps cases like this
(9)Because of the loss of a part of his body
(10)I’m in a lot of pain and I’m full of anger
(11)This patient should ask his doctor right away
(12)I think I lost a lot of weight
(13)When I asked if I cut my foot short
(14)The doctor was lying down for 15 days
(15)It’s gonna cause a lot of fat and muscle loss
(16)He’s gonna have to be constantly rehabbed
(17)He’s lost weight, so he doesn’t say it’s sweet
(18)It could interfere with suture inflammation
(19)They say you can’t eat anything but patient food
(20)He led the sick leg to the KFC near the hospital
(21)try to smuggle a half-eaten bucket into the country
(22)in the middle of being scolded for being caught
(23)I didn’t have a leg, so I opened it
(24)Don’t you think it’s sad to get in trouble for eating
(25)And later on, if I had to use prosthetic legs
(26)Like Iron Man and Winter Soldier
(27)Or I wanted something made of carbon
(28)This prosthetic leg complained that it was too boring
(29)You can do pirate cosplay on Halloween
(30)He said he left gems in the ward
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