A man who’s worried because his girlfriend has small peppers

(1)I’m worried because my girlfriend said chili peppers are small
(2)I think she was just joking
(3)Small things are my complex, so I wear blankets and turn off the lights when I’m in a relationship
(4)There was a time when we were talking in our own room and we got a little bit upset, but they said it was small, too
(5)As soon as I heard this, my heart sank
(6)I was so sad that I shed a tear or two in my eyes
(7)My girlfriend saw me crying and suddenly she’s so mean
(8)I’m sorry if you thought about it. You said you did it wrong
(9)I just couldn’t think of anything