I wrote a silly comment to a girl I’m dating, and it’s really effective

(1)I called my ex-girl
(2)Apples start with “sa”
(3)Chicken is made with “chi”
(4)Why is happiness not happiness
(5)Should I start with you
(6)I hung up right away
(7)It’s like we’ve been on the phone for two hours with a smile
(8)I’ve been in touch since the next day, and it’s not working