The groom enters by smashing his ex-girlfriends

(1)A performance that will break down your soon-to-be-wedding ex-girlfriends
(2)I’m going to do it, but should I stop him
(3)① It’s 47 minutes ago
(4)I have a close friend who is having a wedding this month
(5)The ex-girlfriends you’ve been dating when you entered your groom
(6)They’re going to make a full-body bromide, line it up, and break it in order to enter
(7)I know you’re a dog, but honestly, I want to watch it because I think it’s going to be funny
(8)I think I do, but I still have to stop him
(9)My biological parents-in-law and my wife have already given up