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(1)If possible, in the hotel
(2)Kim Jong Il’s stories and names
(3)Close your mouth and eat some bread
(4)Don’t say it!
(5)What they’re going to be sensitive about is
(6)Don’t even do it in the hotel room!
(7)Is it wiretapping
(8)I think it’s working!
(9)Did I mention this
(10)Revealed for the first time
(11)Talking to yourself
(12)I was like, “Why is there no towel in this hotel room?”
(13)I went outside and there was a towel
(14)Oh, my
(15)But there was no towel there
(16)So
(17)Why is this hotel so
(18)There’s no towel in the bathroom
(19)”What? Are you saving towels?”
(20)When I talk to myself like this
(21)I went outside
(22)The towel is on the sofa
(23)A towel sent by a colleague who was eavesdropping