Mom and your mom’s joke

(1)Don’t ever make a joke about your mom and your mom
(2)Okay, everyone. Don’t make jokes about your mom
(3)Because if moms do it, it’s so unfair
(4)I was watching your mom’s joke on MTV with my mom
(5)I was going to change the channel because I was uncomfortable watching it with my mom
(6)Why did you ask me to change my channel
(7)She said it wasn’t that fun, and my mom said it was fun
(8)I told her this wasn’t a real comedy
(9)And my mom gave me a pin glass, asking me if I was a comedian
(10)Look, Mom, I’m a professional. I said I’d do better if I did it
(11)My mom told me to make a joke about your mom if it’s real
(12)Mom, how can you make a joke about your mom to your own mom
(13)I said, “I’m not going to do it.” And my mom said, “I’m not going to do it.”
(14)Tell me what you want to tell me about my mom. I’ll tell you about your mom
(15)No, but you’re my mom
(16)Don’t tell me
(17)It’s okay. You told me to make a joke about your mom
(18)I felt really weird, but I saw my mom and I opened my mouth
(19)I’m a professional in the industry, so I could go all the way to my mother’s corn
(20)I mean, I can do whatever I want about my grandmother
(21)My mom told me to do it, so I started. I didn’t really like my grandmother
(22)Your mom is so ugly that every time she looks in the mirror
(23)The mirror is pecking!
(24)Then my mom joked about it, asking if that’s all
(25)Your mom is so dirty
(26)I washed your red pepper and kissed you on the lips to say good night!