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(1)The period Sauron owned the ring
(2)1850
(3)Isildur
(4)I think it’s like a hook in a two-year movie
(5)Year 2520
(6)5 minutes or so
(7)I’ve been to the bathroom for 17 years
(8)Samwise
(9)So the Lord of the Rings is the river
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