(1)Boy, my girlfriend is pregnant
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(2)But I always used contraception while having sex, and my condom was never torn
(3)But why is your girlfriend pregnant
(4)Doctor, let me tell you a story
(5)There was a hunter This hunter carried a gun everywhere
(6)One day, he mistook the umbrella for a gun and took it out
(7)Suddenly, a lion appeared from somewhere
(8)The hunter wasn’t afraid
(9)Because the hunter was thinking of an umbrella as a gun
(10)And as always, he shot at the gun
(11)The umbrella is open! But the lion was dead!
(1)What are you talking about, man? No one else shot the lion
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(2)You understand the doctor
(3)Nurse, please call the next patient
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