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(1)25 minutes of dating. New company
(2)This is something I’m going to be sad about
(3)I drank with a guy I know at work yesterday
(4)I was going to tie my shoelaces after drinking
(5)I wanted him to sit down and tie it for me, but he didn’t budge
(6)We’re not close yet, but I was a bit disappointed
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