a mathematician who bets on God

(1)Godfrey Harold Hardy
(2)After attending a conference in Denmark, he boarded a passenger ship to return to England
(3)Looking up at the sky, there was a storm
(4)In this precarious situation, he comes up with a brilliant idea and sends a telegram to England in advance
(5)Actually, I’m going to present a proof of Riemann’s hypothesis in the UK
(6)Upon receiving this telegram, the British society is overturned and eagerly awaits Hardy’s arrival
(7)And what Hardy said when he arrived
(8)That’s a lie
(9)Of course, the ridiculous scholars asked me why I did that
(10)The weather is so bad that the ship is going to sink, and if the ship sinks and I die, I’m going to be a mathematician of misfortune who’s died, even though I’ve proved his hypothesis

(1)And if there’s a god, I’d be honored to be an atheist and a liar
(2)It’s not killing two birds with one stone because the ship is safe and I live