I was shocked by your boyfriend’s lifestyle

(1)I was shocked to see my boyfriend’s life □
(2)I don’t have a microwave or an F at my boyfriend
(3)I order pizza and eat it without heating the leftovers
(4)I couldn’t wait to grill it on low heat
(5)He kept asking me if I could do that or if I couldn’t get tanned
(6)They say it’s warm and delicious. They’re asking if I’m a genius
(7)You’ve never seen a fire before, are you an ape;;