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(1)Boy, my girlfriend is pregnant
(2)But I’ve always had contraception while having sex, and I’ve never had a condom torn
(3)But why is she pregnant
(4)Doctor, let me tell you a story
(5)There was a hunter This hunter carried a gun everywhere
(6)One day, he mistook the umbrella for a gun and went out with it
(7)But suddenly, a lion appeared from somewhere
(8)I wasn’t afraid of hunters
(9)Because the hunter thought of the umbrella as a gun
(10)And as always, I shot at him
(11)The umbrella is open! But the lion was dead!
(12)What are you talking about, man? No one else shot the lion
(13)You understood the doctor well
(14)Nurse, please call the next patient
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