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(1)○ He’s my ex-boyfriend, but he got sick of it and broke up right away
(2)I was busy after the date, but you didn’t wash up and set the mood
(3)He told me to go wash up, so I opened the door to smoke
(4)As soon as I saw him rinsing chili peppers out of his underwear
(5)Take your stuff with you. Break up on the spot
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