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(1)Hey, 402. Quiet down the stupid kick that two kickers in your house wake me up at 4 a.m.m
(2)It’s the marijuana you bleed that makes my dogs build
(3)Look at the pet restriction in this apartment
(4)50-pound pet restriction
(5)a situation in which guns are pointed at each other
(6)apartment regulations
(7)a ban on marijuana
(8)Wait, you’re a fan of the Chicago Cubs. This is New York
(9)I’m gonna be here to watch the game on Saturday
(10)Even if I like to bake Chicago pizza
(11)Dogs like dogs
(12)Take beer and dogs with you!
(13)Chicago Cubs
(14)EVEF News 8133
(15)5 Chicago Cubs to win World Series in 108 years
Phew, it’s not a man and a woman