(1)A man was about to go see a Philharmonic concert in Berlin.
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(2)It’s late and I’m wandering the streets.
(3)So I ask the pedestrians in a very urgent voice.
(4)Excuse me, how do I get to the Berlin Philharmonic?
(5)And then the pedestrian answered, “Practice, practice, practice.”
(1)a situation at a cafe
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(2)The customer is implicating it’
(3)Excuse me, the coffee is cold. It’s a completely cold coffee.
(4)And then the waiter said, “Oh, that’s a relief. A pot coffee costs 1 euro more.”
(1)What happened at a hair salon
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(2)As the hairdresser cut his hair, he’s getting gray hair.
(3)And then the client’s answer is, obviously, given the speed of work.m
(4)Hmm…
(5)Hmm…
(6)To give you a quick explanation for this joke,
(7)As time goes by, you get gray hair.
(8)I think it means that hairdressers cut their hair for years.
(9)Yes, that’s how you can understand it.
Laughing hard.