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(1)an open microphone
(2)It looks like a toddler was on drugs. Serious writing.
(3)Those of you who saw me say my acceptance speech yesterday would know,
(4)I think he’s in a state of mind going back and forth.
(5)From your expression and way of speaking. I got a feeling that he’s a drug dealer.
(6)How did other people feel?
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