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(1)When you seduce a guy, he usually says, “I’m going to eat ramen.”
(2)It’s a line from a drama 25 years ago, and it’s a classic.
(3)What’s popular these days is, “I want to go see a cat.”
(4)If you come home as a cat, a man doesn’t have a cat. Then, if you meow, it’s over.
Wow.