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(1)25 minutes of dating. New company.
(2)This is something I’m going to be upset about.
(3)I drank with an acquaintance of the company yesterday.
(4)I was going to tie my shoelaces after drinking.
(5)I wanted him to sit down and tie it for me, but he wouldn’t budge.
(6)We’re not close yet, but I was a bit disappointed.
We’re not even close, so why would a man wear his shoelaces?