(0)An Irish man went into a bar and asked for a beer.
(1)He gulped down one glass and asked what was going on with the bartender.
(2)The Irishman said, drinking a second glass in anger.
(3)I’ve built 100 roads for my town, but should I call you Shamus who makes me a good road?
(4)He orders another beer and drinks it. I built a thousand walls for my town, but would people appreciate a good wall-building shaymouth?
(5)But I hit a sheep only once.
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