If it’s $750, you’ll be arrested in front of your wife on Friday.
On Monday, I’ll release.
Guides for accommodation and fishing expenses. Food and beer are all provided.
The guide wore a police uniform and met him in a police car.
VALENTINES SPECIAL! FOR $750 WE WILL
ARREST YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR WIFE ON
FRIDAY AND RELEASE YOU ON MONDAY
INCLUDES LODGING FISHING GEAR
GUIDE FOOD AND BEER WE COME IN
POLICE CAR AND UNIFORMS
POLICE
ICE
POLICE
!