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When he was first called up to the national team and showed up at the training ground, we couldn’t help but stare in fascination. He had the worst technique of any player I’ve ever seen. And yet he kept scoring.

– Paolo Maldini

Inzaghi is a really simple player. He doesn’t know how to use any skills and just scores goals. Inzaghi doesn’t know how to play soccer at all. Just always being in the right place.

– Johan Cruyff

That guy would have been offside when he was born.

– Alex Ferguson