When is the most fun time to read?

I was a sad woman who got dumped by her exhausted boyfriend and begged him not to do it again, but she wasn’t forgiven and posted it on Blah, making me cry, but I was so excited when I got a lot of curses in the comments. Same goes for when I got dumped for other reasons.

And what’s even more exciting is when an old maid over 30 sheds tears of blood after breaking off her engagement with her husband-to-be who won’t accept her husband’s love any longer. Hahahahahaha