Naval common sense. I found it funny so I shared it haha

When I went to the Navy, all I knew was common sense.
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Stainless steel does not rust
Aluminum doesn’t rust
Trees float on water +fuck you
The Coast Guard is the police of the sea -+ they are bitches.
Our fishermen are suffering – don’t bully and talk shit, you bastards.
Today’s wave height is up to 2m -+3m, you bastards, save me.
If you’re in your right mind, there’s no way you’re fishing in these waves — no, why are you getting lost?
If it’s this wave, will it be a day off today? +15 minutes before departure!
Wow, it’s a big cute dolphin-s Oh fuck, tomorrow’s weather is shit.
Fishing boats can go as fast as 15 knots +.
??? Is that an indirect line?
There are no ships that turn off their navigation lights -+ Sight report on the port side! fire on port side
It’s a fishing boat that’s out! No, why the fuck are you doing that?
All ships are based on starboard side and starboard side avoidance -> starboard side fishing boat port side
Immerse yourself!
Tornadoes only exist overseas – + Hey, it’s a waterspout. It’s been a while since I’ve seen one.
Is there anything like a shark in the Korean sea? Hey, hey, there’s a shark over there.
Civilians are not allowed to enter the military area. Hey, why is that person fishing there?