It is 20 centimeters long and 5 centimeters thick.
It was discovered by a construction worker somewhere in England in 1972.
blah blah.
Scientists later praised it.
It’s the most exciting shit.
It is also called jewel-like poop.
Anyway, when you look at it as shit
The staple foods were meat and bread.
I heard there were parasites in my intestines.
The owner of the poop was probably a Viking.
They say he often had stomachaches due to parasites.
Even if I did, I might have done it. hmm.
In 2003, someone who came to the museum dropped it.
It was broken into 3 pieces, but now they are glued together so it is one piece.
Currently at the Viking Museum called Jobvik in Yeongguk.
It is well preserved in a glass tube.
“This is the largest fossilized human feces ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000”.
The large, “precious” feces, officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite, the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized manure. This 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history.
At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, the specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank.
The huge feces had another red-letter moment in 1991 when scientist Dr. Andrew Jones appreciated the piece in the name of insurance. “This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen,” he told the Wall Street Journal at the time. “In its own way, it’s as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels.”
Paleoscatologists have been able to discern much from the girthy deposit, including that its producer ate mostly meat and bread was likely a Viking, lived in approximately the 9th Century AD, and had a gut full of parasites. Indeed, the manure was found to be infested with Whipworm and Maw-worm eggs, suggesting the Viking often had an upset stomach and other gastrointestinal problems.
Today, the log resides in a glass box at the Jorvik Viking Centre, York, England; where, in 2003, visitors dropped it, breaking it into three pieces. It has since been repaired.
The Center is proud to call itself the turd’s final resting place, even hosting a virtual workshop in February called “Poo Day!” in which fans learned about the dung’s significance.