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(1)1. Do not use dead metaphors. Use a baby bouncer instead of a baby slide. 2. Avoid using long words when you can use short words. The word “pantsu” is used instead of “pussy shell.” 3. Remove words that are safe to leave out. I am Mosol instead I use. 4. If you can use the active voice, do not use the passive voice. Instead of saying, “I am being eaten by him,” use “He is picking on me.” 5. Do not use technical terms if there is a corresponding everyday word. Instead of masturbating, I use sad genital friction alone. 6. If the principles lead to rude expressions, break the principles. Instead of New Millennium Nipple Hanmadang Pungmul Sex, use an extremely fleeting one-night stand with an outrageously erotic partner. Huh.. please call me Utdae’s Juji Oyeol..
No matter how I look at it, all I can think of is that I can’t make a drip like this…
Talent… that damn talent!! Why can’t I play a drip like this!
Why can’t I come up with the expression ‘slide’?
I also want to say something like this. Even if I write one day that I was forcibly committed to a mental ward.
I want to make a drip that makes you think, “Oh, it’s worth it.”