a person who almost went to work twice a day

(1)After work today, I lay down on the bed after a shower, and I fell asleep
(2)I woke up and found out that it was 8:30 in the morning, so I didn’t even wash up and put on my clothes
(3)I’m starting the engine in the car, but why is it so dark around me LOL
(4)Only then did you think it was AM or PM? Oh, you slept for just one hour;;
(5)My whole body was relaxed, so I kept smiling