My boyfriend is like an old man. So funny

(1)He’s like my boyfriend’s old man. So funnyLOL
(2)LOL. LOL
(3)Actually, it’s not funny
(4)I said cider because I had something refreshing to do, so I asked what that was, and I explained that the eyes of the brush were more refreshing than the eyes of the previous one. But if something happens, the eyes of the brush
(5)I drank a hundred pine eyes