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(1)When the woman came home, her husband was sitting on the sofa crying
(2)When the woman asked what was going on, the man answered
(3)You’re a cop who had sex in the car when we were in high school
(4)Remember, you got him
(5)She said she remembered
(6)Your father pointed a gun at you and told you to choose whether to marry you or go to jail
(7)The man wiped away his tears and finished his speech
(8)If you were in prison that day, you’d be out today
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